Favorite TV Couples: Well the tortured and doomed version, ‘cause I am a little cynical like that

It’s Valentine’s and True love conquers all… right? But let’s face it, tortured, tragic, doomed romances are more fun to watch.

Sybil & Branson Downton Abbey

Valentine’s Day is here, and you probably have a great significant other planning a romantic evening as you read this, but if you don’t at least you can take solace on some of TV’s most epic couples… However I’ve come to realize I only like tragically doomed couples. Apparently, not even in fiction I am into ‘fairy tale love’. I wonder what that says about me… Anyway! It is Valentines after all and here is a list of my favorite tortured and complicated couples on TV!

Sybil and Branson Downton Abbey

I know Downton Abbey is all about Mary and Mathew, but my favorite couple was always Sybil and Branson. I am aware that they encompass every love story cliché in the history of literature and television: different social classes, love in times of war, secret affair, eloping to get married (almost) and the list goes on… but I don’t care! I thought it was sweet and, yes, pretty corny… but it is nice to see that innocent type of love story on TV once in a while. They did the exact same plot-line of the Lady falling in love with her chauffer on Upstairs Downstairs, but it was sordid rather than sweet, so I still like the Downton version better. It also didn’t hurt that Sybil was my favorite Crawley sister and I love Allen Leech [mainly because he is Irish]. Of course the ‘fairy tale’ couldn’t last long and she SPOILER ALERT tragically died leaving Branson alone with his newborn daughter… Sniff. I am still devastated about that.

Owen and Cristina Grey’s Anatomy

With soooo many pairings to choose from on this show, this is the only one I ship. Cristina is my favorite character and it gave me hope that a driven, overly ambitious woman could find a man that was able to handle her. The relationship was rocky from the start and their eventual happiness didn’t last for long. Then it was a succession of break ups and heart breaks… but I still believe they love each other. And all the other relationships are just too boring lately.

Catherine and Vincent Beauty and the Beast                            

OK they are not technically a couple… yet and yes I am shamelessly promoting this show because I am determined to fight a war against Nielsen Ratings (more on that later) and I naively believe that the internet and social media buzz will eventually be a factor in programming decisions. Good, now that I got that out of my chest we can talk about ‘Vincat’, ‘Catcent’? I am not digging the ship names… Anyway, I am not sure why I like this couple, but I do. Again it is a couple that would totally work under different circumstances due to great chemistry, combined hotness and kindred spirits… but if they were just another happy couple it would be boring. So, of of course they are doomed, due to a tortured past and constant obstacles [Alex], that the writers keep throwing at them. We are hoping that changes in the spirit of Valentine’s Day. And I am just saying, but BATB seems a much logical choice to watch tonight than Zero Hour.

Jax and Tara Sons of Anarchy

I have to say, not for one second did I stop shipping those two; even though they are the most abusive, self-destructive couple on TV and I think Tara should have taken the babies and ran to Portland (or Alaska) like a million years ago. Nevertheless, as everything on the show, there is so much honesty in how they wrote their relationship. I truly believe they love each other, which makes me want them together even when it is completely illogical. Yes, Tara’s love for Jax has landed her in jail and probably destroyed her career… but it was true love for sure, right?

Ava and Boyd Justified

I am not a romantic type of gal, but I seriously thought Boyd’s proposal to Ava on Justified’s last episode was the most romantic proposal I’ve ever seen on TV. As I said, Ava is one of the most bad-ass girls on TV, and with Boyd, well you get a very ‘Bonnie & Clyde’ kind of romance. So, back to the proposal. When every regular guy would pick up boring flowers and champagne, Boyd had a box of [illegally obtained] cash with a ring. He proposed after Ava was all “if you want me to keep stealing and killing for you, I need to know this is serious” and he was all “This is the money I stole and killed for so we can buy a house where our children can play with other children and their parents won’t be afraid of me killing them”… or something along those lines… And they say romance is dead…

Snow White (Mary Margaret) and Prince Charming (David) Once Upon a Time

Remember what I said about not caring much for ‘fairy tale love’? Well I guess these two are the exception since they ARE fairy tale characters. However they didn’t have a perfect love story which made them interesting. I confess they have gotten a little boring lately, which makes me care more about Belle and Rumpelstinski, wish Red could get a decent boyfriend and Emma would just go for Hook, however wrong. Anyway, the original couple of OUAT were Snow and Charming, and I loved when they didn’t remember who they were and he was married to another woman and they were tortured because they couldn’t stay apart but then… true love had to triumph above all and whatnot. Right now, they are well relationship-wise I guess, but they are still kind of doomed with a new evil character popping up each week with some new brand of curse.

Not all love has to be tragic

There are some couples on TV that I love too, but they didn’t quite fit my ‘tragically doomed’ theme. However I thought I could mention them. Some of these were suggested by readers and friends.

• Booth & Brennan (Bones)- You have to admit those two have great chemistry
• Castle & Becket (Castle) – We have to give the writers some props for not waiting as long as Bones to get the two leads together.
• Auggie & Annie (Covert Affairs) – Annie will never be as cool as SydneyBristow… but I do love Auggie.
• Leonard & Penny (The Big Bang Theory)- This pair was suggested by a friend who also pointed out that she would rather see Leonard with herself (guilty crush, anyone?), but who am I to judge, I have a secret crush on Tyrion Lannister for crying out loud!
• Sean & Juliette (Psych) – We know the true romance of this show is between Sean and Gus, but Juliette and Sean are OK too.

COUPLES WE SAID GOOD BYE THIS YEAR

Finally, I want to wish farewell to some of my favorite couples of shows that ended this year.

Blair and Chuck Gossip Girl

The only bright spot of a preposterous (albeit entertaining) teen drama. On a show where everybody hooked up with literally everybody and all the characters were ‘morally flexible’, to say the least, it was incredible that the most honest relationship was between the two original baddies of the show: Blair and Chuck. And although Blair remained true to her devious bitchie nature until the end, Chuck actually became a pretty decent human being. Anyway, they were the best pairing on the show and somehow they did became the central focus even when I the original intent was to make the show about Dan and Serene, for whom I couldn’t care any less.

Peter and Olivia Fringe

Talk about tortured. Those two never had it easy. Their love story was always of secondary importance given that they were a little busy saving the world… scratch that, ‘saving the worldS’. Joshua Jackson explained their relationship better than me: “It is your typical – Boy meets girl, boy crosses universe, girl goes to other universe, boy sleeps with her, doppelganger gets pregnant, has baby too fast, baby gets axed out by inter-dimensional war, new baby is born, lost in the future, finds dad searching for mom – story”. In the middle of all that, somehow they made it work. What I loved the most about them is that they weren’t a mushy type of couple and they had one tender moment every five episodes, usually when somebody was about to cross over to another universe, disappear from a time-line or be the subject to a possibly lethal experiment. I am so glad that in the end, they got their happy ending (sans Walter sniff) A white tulip to us all.